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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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So, I have to get rid of the dog.
Kevin won’t have him living there.
He gave me the option of getting rid of him, or me moving out.
He’s such a fucking piece of shit.