What would I have to do to get Jordan Dreyer in my bed?
I only have 3 more sticks of incense. This is...
I hate Georgia
There’s so much red dirt. I fell in my favorite sweat pants and they have a red mud stain. I’m still wearing them bitches tomorrow.
Instead of going to the Senior Picnic Sara and I are going to have our own at the park and chillax with the AC.
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
effyeahchampomix: I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK...